Dear All,
This is Phillipa of Phillipa Fashionista, and you need to knock the eff off all of your dowdy, humorless, god-awful, cheap, ridiculous clothing, and get back to what you’re supposed to be about: manufactured, forgettable music.
That said, I have some high and low-point notes becausethis bitch gives praise and haze where it’s due:
- Madonna, no.
- Kanye, wear a sock. In your mouth.
- Beck, your Scientology is showing.
- Ryan Seacrest, Nicole Kidman’s stoney face was right to snub you.
- Katy Perry. That voice. That dress. That hair. Yes.
- Sia. I want that wig. Plus, you’re doing it right. Everything.
- Sam Smith. You did good, bae.
- Iggy Azelea, it’s nice your hair is ready for Easter.
- Rihanna, the seven year-old you mugged would like her Halloween costume back.
- Lady Gaga, you did well. And Tony Bennett is still alive. A successful evening all round.
Yours Sincerely,
Phillipa.
Toodles. x/x/x
PS: Madonna, again, no. (Though slightly jealous of that hat.)
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